These are all songs written while overseas. I don't know what it is about being overseas that makes you crazy and write crazy songs, but hope you enjoy:
Jioazi (a delicious Asian food) song (Creative title, eh?)
Jioazi, jioazi, jioazi
Hao hun chi food (Very delicious food)
I eat you when I'm hun e (very hungry)
And my stomach says you're good.
Jioazi, jioazi, jioazi
Wo ai ni til I die (I love you til' I die)
And when I leave Asia
Without you I will cry.
(And the last verse dedicated to the other KT on my team)
Jioazi, jioazi, jioazi
Filled with cabbage and with beans
Delicious out of my mind, just don't stand behind my behind.
Jioazi.
Chenglish Song.
Talk, very beautiful people tree.
Chenglish, you are the language for me.
Don't mention it, we sing Chenglish song for you
No problem, no extra cost, no thing, no thing but sing.
Chinese and English what a beautiful mix
You bring me joy my Chenglish fix
Better than coffee you fix me, no bandaid sticks on me like you
My chenglish fix.
Boys song
Boys are gross and weird
They smell and they have beards
They aren't very smart and they like to fart (or break your heart, depending on the mood you are in)
Boys are gross and weird
This next verse was written by guys, so don't blame me for it.
Boys are slow and dumb
They like to suck their thumb
They are low on grace and they punch you in the face
Boys are slow and dumb
And this verse, I wrote today
Men are spiritually strong
Boys they lead you along
Men protect your heart their own comfort they impart
So don't date boys, date only men
And remember Jesus is your perfect ten!
Um, yeah. Sillyness I know, but I love it. LOVE IT.
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Oh no! you forgot the "Better than MSG" refrain at the end of the Chinglish song... but otherwise, this post made me very very very very happy.
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